JAWAN Movie || The Metro Hijacker || Comedy Energetic Spoof || Cool titillating film Break

(og Intro) (yeh kaun hai?) (kaun nahi..) (pata nahi) (abe-) (kahan gaya?) (flirty whistle) (creepy laugh) (whistle).

(creepy laugh) (whistle) Good to go, girls? (yeh sala akela hi marega) (zipper) (de fatak) (x3) Haat! Thaarki sala! (scared noises).

Ready chief! (gun noises) (everyone scared) (gun noises) (everyone scared) (Title intro) (train passing by) (abe yeh kahan se agaya?) (fart noises).

Rom rom, bhaiyon! Aaj paatri ke system mein, Paadenge! Dekh, dekh, dekh metro hogaya hijack Dekh, dekh, dekh metro hogaya hijack phir phaat jayega bomb, hoga sabka bura haal.

Toh kaa kare bhaiya? Subscribe to Cartoon Smash! Hee-hee-hee (music) Aap kaun ho bhai? (angry grr) Main koun hun… koun nahi, Pata nehin…

Aap Pathan hona Pathan tha, ab mai Jawan hu.’ Lekin ap toh budhhe lag rehe ho Ye Aaj kal ke bachhe bhi na, (chuckle) pura dialogue bolne nehi dete, (chuckle) Ab tu, tu, tu, tu.

Tu ek bollywood superstar ka dialogue bokke dikha Abe yeh, hum tumme ite chhed karenge, ki Confuse hojayoge, ki pade kanhase aur use sunghoge kanhase (chuckle) Breaking News Ek Sarfire ne mumbai Metro mai kabja karke.

Bolrahahai ki mujhe drugs, drugs do Sorry…sorry Sorry babu! Ab bol tujhe chahiye kya? Mujhe Don 3 mai role chahiye Thik Hai tujhe Cameo de denge Ageh hum dekhenge Iss chotte se break ke bad! Haayeeee!.

(coughing) (huffing) Haayeeee! kahan tha mai? (chuckle) Haayeeee! Ab tu, tu, tu, tu tu ek bollywood superstar ka dialogue bokke dikha (hmmm).

Chiyaaaaaaa~ Heyy! Yeh kaun sa superstar hai? Aaag laga dega(x2) Yeh hai punit superstar Yeaaaaaaaaaaah~ (fart) Heyy! Kya is Train me esa koi nehin hai, jo ek achha sa Dialogue bol sake? (crowd scared).

Oh! Kapda tere baap ka, (very angry whirr) tel tere baap ka, Aag bhi- (glass breaking) (struggling grunts) (bhoom) Baap pe jaana nai!.

Aye! Baap pe bolna nai! Hey, Señorita! (chuckle) Koi baat nai, Koi baat nai, Señorita! Ese chote mote metro main toh bade bade hadsa hote rehte hain (chuckle) Oye, takle!.

Jyada ud mat, kuchh hi der mai NSG cammando aajeyenge (police sirens) aur tere jo sare villiangiri ka nasa hai, wo utaar denge! Jab Mai takla banta hun na, (chuckle) tab mere baal, kisike baap bhi ukhad nahi sakte.

Oye! Main toh sab kuch ukhad dunga! Hai, sorry, sorry! Hai, sirf Sunny paji ko chodke, aur mere samne, koi tik nahi sakta (chuckle) (whining) Villain bhai! Villain bhai!.

Mujhe apne team mai lelo na kyun ki mai bohot gareeb hun! (crying) Hai, tum subko mai apne team mai lelunga (chuckle) Lekin… Koi bhi insta pe message nahi karega, ki mai bohot gareeb hun!.

(still whining) Jis kisko yanha se nikal na hai, wo ye N95 ka mask Tedha karke pehne lo our nikal jao! hmm~ (train reached platform) (everyone running) Hai, mai toh “Ready” bolna bhul hi gaya! (chuckle).

(mask pehn gadhe) Ready~ Ahhh! Bete ko haat laganese pehle, Baap se, Baap se, Hein, yeh baap ke baad kya tha? Haan Baap se Bat Kar!.

(click-clack) (credits) Suno Villain bhi woh hai, Aur hero bhi woh hai Upar se dialogue bhi ek hi diya hai! Let’s make a deeaal~ (dhishoom).

Grrrr~

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