Velma | Official Trailer | HBO Max

VELMA DINKLEY:This is my story, told my way. -(GROWLING)-Jinkies! VELMA:My name is Velma Dinkley. And I've decided to finally share the bone-chilling eventsthat drove me to assemble the greatest team of spooky mystery solvers ever. This is my story, told my way. (SCREAMING) -She has no brain!-Ugh.

I'm not dissing her.She has no brain! And it starts with a murder. ♪ When I see something I wish… ♪ If I can't convince peopleI didn't kill Brenda, I'm going to be arrested. I know, but I also knowhow to find out who did kill Brenda. I think it has something to do with drugs, which I hate.

-Hey, Fred.-Do I know you? It's Velma from school. I have a disease whereI can't recognize people who aren't hot. Is it called “rudeness”? I have an illness! Hey, Daphne!I need a favor. Why would I do that?We're not friends anymore. -We're nemesises.-Nemeses.

And that's why. OFFICER: Attention! For all you wonderingwhy the police have not yet caughtthe serial killer, it's because it's a ghost. -(PEOPLE SCREAMING)-(GRUNTING) Jinkies! (ALL SCREAMING) FRED JONES:Maybe it's one of those doors.

Where you push in a brickand it opens. Fred, wait! (VELMA YELLING) -I have a plan.-I love danger. ♪ Nothing changes It's all the same ♪

-♪ What can I do? ♪-(GRUNTS) ♪ What can I do? ♪ (GROWLING) DAPHNE: You might have more success with this.

if you went injust a little less judgey. Okay, Daphne. I'm the brains of this operation. You're just the looks,style, and effortless charm. We do make a good team,don't we? ♪ (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪ In this day and age, you can't speculateabout someone's sexuality, unless they're famousor Peppermint Patty.

♪ What can I do? What can I do? ♪ ♪ What can I say? What can I say? ♪ ♪ What can I do? What can I do? ♪ ♪ Nothing changes It's all the same ♪ -The rules feel a bit muddy.-Muddy? Oh, sorry I'm not a drunkon the verge of losing custody like every other womansolving murders these days. All our classmatesare idiots, so let's assumethey're high.

You know what “420” is,right? Um, yeah. It's code for “adults whostill watch cartoons.”

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